If Shaq continues his no-workout offseason workout program Kobe will be able to see Shaq's big fat ass sitting in Miami from his house in California.

Get a life Shaq or at least a treadmill.

Without Kobe or Dwyane Wade your fingers would be pretty empty.

Your only real offensive move is a bullrush that Reggie White would've been proud of. Outside of 3 feet you're a disaster.

The way you shoot free throws you couldn't shoot your way into a pickup game and you couldn't find your way up the court to play defense unless an ice cream truck was playing it's song under the opposing team's bucket.

Now you're better than kareem and patrick ewing? I don't think so tubby.

Kobe shouldn't even have to answer to the lyrics in your ridiculous rap, but now he'll be asked about it everywhere he goes - as if losing in the nba finals playing 1 on 5 wasn't tough enough.

Retire and go away Shaq.

Just stay away from the music industry. You're not very good at that either.